As our famous designer has gained more and more fine motor skills, she has kept her designs under wraps.  As she is now able to clothe all of her models without assistance, it is rare to find one of her hookerific ensembles that can be leaked to the press.  Until today.  A model was spotted out on the town and modeling one of the designer’s newest ensembles.

Backwards/Frontwards…Potato/Potaaaaaahto

Notice the trademark of this wonderful line of clothing: the backwards short-shorts.  Any attempts to enlighten the designer that the shorts are, in fact, backwards, is met with screaming denials that they are not.  They are frontwards… just ask her.  All of this revealing, of course, that she sees the world from the eyes of an artist whereas the rest of us simply view it from the boring and  unenlightened eyes of a parent.

The shorts display a lovely lace trim that matches the almost invisible lace top to create a coordinated ensemble that will clearly result in our little streetwalker turning blue in the cold.  The purple hues have been specifically chosen to coordinate perfectly with the onset of hypothermia and cyanosis.

Note the joyous expression.  Our little streetwalker knows that this is a special outfit indeed.