Hello, Commander Coconut….how I’ve missed thee.

Yes, I just figured out how to finally read it online (I’m a bit slow).  This used to be my favorite guilty pleasure for a Friday afternoon.  The weekly column always made me smile.  Some things never change….and I’d really love to report the weather wonks to the FCC.  If their “sky is falling” tactics aren’t illegal, can we just report them for being stupid?????