OK if  "Brown" thinks I’m completely, buckwild crazy would he actually stop and talk to me for a minute and offer up UPS shipping services for the business? 

Then again, this probably means he’s just being a good UPS guy.  It means nothing when it comes to whether the guy thinks I’m a few screws loose. 

Wait til that drum carder arrives.  I know he’s going to ask me what’s in that box.  He always does when it’s big or it’s heavy. 

I wonder what he’d do if I said "body parts".