When you name a business something cutesy or using a play on words you have to accept the inevitable. You are going to get… um…. odd …google hits.
For example, since we use the name "shear" in our name we’re getting some unusual hits. I’m sure that these folks are not pleased to learn they’ve reached a yarn shop. . (They’ll be even less pleased when they google these terms again and end up here.)
Here’s the most recent list….
How to shear a llama (19 hits in one day for this one! )
shear a pregnant llama (I do not have the word pregnant anywhere in that shop… I pinky swear!)
Mama shears llama
llama socks
shear wool from alpaca (O Dear Sweet One…. Alpaca’s don’t have wool. Alpaca’s have … um… Alpaca)
llama shearing tech
llama shear alpaca (neat trick! How’d ya train him to do that?)
llama forest shears (I have no idea what they are looking for).
Llama cascades into ocean (huh?)
That’s all of ’em. Some of these brought folks in time and again. I don’t get it but I’m havin’ fun keeping track of these things.
I just got a hit a few days ago for “naked 15 year old boys.” How yuck is that? And oddly specific. Not interested in naked 16 year old boys. No sir.
And I keep getting hits from a blood called I love pig blood! What on earth???
that should be from a BLOG….
Just FYI–“wool” can be used as a generic term for any animal hair or animal-hair-based fiber (yarn)
so yes, alpacas do have wool….like sheep, or goats, or llamas, or ????