Darwin Award Nominee

I’m not, but I probably should be….

Today I did something that when I stopped to think about it, well… it didn’t seem all that bright.  You’ve heard on your national news, etc how the western portion of Washington has drifted off to sea.  The flooding is bad.  We are not too affected in our neighborhood but some roads are blocked etc.  This afternoon AG and I went exploring. Where’d we go?  To stand by one of those raging rivers.

AG woke up from her nap early and instead of trying to become an instant entertainment committee I decided we’d go exploring.  I didn’t really know where’d we’d go. Afterall, it was cold and raining off and on. Earlier we had a smidge of sun, but by afternoon it was all gone.

I remembered that there was a sign at the other end of town that pointed to 2 state parks up along the Green River Gorge.   Off we went,  driving past flooded farms and heading toward the river. 

First we stopped at Kanaskat-Palmer State Park.  The Green River does have some rapids at the point that it enters the state park but the rapids today were above and beyond the picture on that link.  The water sounded like a freight train and the riverside trail was flooded out. 

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The water in this river (and currently in all our local rivers) has turned a muddy brown.  It’s from all the mud and debris that it has picked up.  Debris floated by us and the water is moving so quickly that the stuff was just a blur. 

This week as I have driven around I’ve seen farms that are currently "lakeside" property and I’ve driven over creeks that I never noticed before.  They are now impossible to miss because they are 5 feet wide, about to come onto the road and have a wicked fast current.  Prior to this little flooding thing, those creeks were nothing more than a trickle.

Here’s the really strange thing about all of this.  It really didn’t rain all that much (by Florida standards).  I mean, yeah it rained for a few days but it really was what I used to think of as sprinkling or a light rain.  It did rain all day, every day for a few days but still, it didn’t rain all that hard.    Even though I think it didn’t rain all that hard, the weather guys are saying that we’re already close to breaking the all time record for the most rainfall in the month of November.

And it started raining again today.

And supposedly there’s a storm heading our way. 

I’m used to seeing hurricane stuff on the news, not flooding stuff.  I don’t understand it and I’m a bit stunned.  I guess it’s just new to me.

While I stood by the river I had two thoughts.  First, this is really dumb standing by this river.  But I was out-done in my darwin-ness.  A guy walked up with a kayak in his hand. I asked him if he was going in and he said he was going to try.  That is what I’d call Certifiable Buckwild Crazy.  I guess that is the same  amount of stupidity enthusiasm that all those folks have when they try to go surfing as the hurricanes are coming ashore. 

My second thought was that this river looks a lot different than it did on this  day.  These photos were taken on the same body of water just a bit down river. 

AG and I headed back and on the way we stopped at Nolte State Park.  This park is built along Deep Lake that is also part of the gorge.  These photos are pretty dark but it was only 4 in the afternoon.
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AG loved tossing rocks in the water.  I drew the line when it started raining.  She wanted to stay but it was biting cold and I bailed.  She, in turn, expressed her great displeasure over my decision.

Tonight Dana and I finished up a project we started last night: watching all the tivo’d episodes of Lost.  We went through about 5 episodes in 2 nights.  Just a tip: watching so many back to back episodes of Lost does nothing to lower your blood pressure or combat insomnia.  I’m just a bit high strung after all of that.

To make matters worse when we finished watching the episode that aired last night  they announce this is their Fall Finale.  What dat??????   They are actually breaking in the middle of the season and not going to come back until February???!!!!??

That’s.  Just. Wrong!!!!!!!

I have worked on Telemark these past few days but not while watching Lost.  I thought that might be a recipe for disaster.  Instead I’ve been going round and round on the socks.  I only knit them together once and I caught it pretty early.  Here’s a progess shot.

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Regarding Telemark I have to say thank you to Jill.   All the while that I was fussing about that pattern being called the lice stitch it kept bugging me.  To me, they look like little Fleur de Lis.  I actually about had myself convinced that I was crazy because if they really looked like Fleur de Lis then why in the world wouldn’t they be called Fleur de Lis instead of Lice Stitch.  ‘Cause ya know…. that’s about the ugliest thing you could name a pattern.  And the itchiest.  Anyway, Jill sent me a comment stating that the pattern is also called the Fleur de Lis.  So, I’m not crazy.  The person who chose the words Lice Stitch over Fleur de Lis?  Well they obviously have some issues.

Well, I’m heading off to bed.  AG and I are going to go exploring some more tomorrow.  Not sure what we’ll do but we’ll see.  Friday is usually a therapy day but the center is closed for Veteran’s Day. So we’re foot loose and fancy free.

Toodles!

4 responses

  1. We live in an area that sees flooding every year, sometimes several times a year. I’m going national here and admitting to being dumb. The waters always amaze me and while I have a healthy fear of the floods, I am always drawn towards the flooded areas if for no other reason than to have a reason to be thankful I live higher than some. I will not drive through the water so I guess that keeps me just a notch above “complete moron” status.

    Always glad to help out. I wonder if the person who named it the lice stitch called it that because they could not do the French pronounciation. Lis and lice would sound alike to many.

    Stay out of the water but have fun! lol

  2. As a kayaker, first of all, we are crazy. I mean we like to play in the water where there are a lot of rocks and water. But there are safety limits even in this crazy sport. But obviously this particular river is not a white water spot normally. I know that I have been out on the river in flood stage so do not consider kayakers for Darwin awards. Kayakers reserve them for those who like canoes and rafters. They are crazy!!!

  3. When I moved here the rain confused me too. In other parts of the country, strong rains can sometimes bring 6 to 10 inches of rain in a day, causing flash floods, but really not that unusual. It is unusual here to have great volumes of water at once. It is almost unheard of to get more than an inch or two in a day. That combined with topology and the rest of the year’s climate create this flooding. When I first moved here the flooding was considered a once a decade thing, but I have been here close to 20 years and there’s been flooding more than half the years.

    My son was born here and when he was 6 we read a chapter book where it starts to downpour and everyone runs inside. He was confused, but really had never witnessed a real downpour!

    Part of it is the temperature. When we have our rainy season — which is usually drizzle, btw — it is cold enough to snow in higher elevations. So no sudden onslaught on the rivers, just a gradual melting all summer. Whenever the rainy season starts before the cold season we get this Fall flooding. Unfortunately, perhaps due to climate change, that is becoming the norm.

  4. I love the shots of the river, but then I love bodies of water and don’t live near any! It looks like you kept a safe distance back, so I don’t personally find it Darwin-ish that you did it (unlike the crazy Kayak dude).
    I’ll be anxious to hear about today’s exploration!

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